Price of gas in France

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Post  aloveofeachcolour on Thu May 07, 2009 2:46 pm

A thief in Paris planned to steal some Paintings from the Louvre.

After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings, and made it safely to his van.
However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas.
When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied, 'Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the paintings. I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh.'

See if you have De Gaulle to send this on to someone else.

I sent it to you because I figured I had nothing Toulouse...

Brilliant!

Any more art-related jokes may be rewarded with points.....

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Post  phoenix on Fri May 15, 2009 3:50 pm

PMSL, I like this one!!

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Post  EeeGee on Sun May 17, 2009 10:45 pm

Oh. Dear. Rolling Eyes

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