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The gynecologist ...

Post  Guest on Sun May 03, 2009 1:55 pm

A middle-aged woman eemed sheepish as she visited her gynecologist.
'Come now,' coaxed the doctor, 'you've been seeing me for years. There's nothing you can't tell me.'
'This one's kind of strange...'
'Let me be the judge of that,' The doctor replied.
'Well,' she said, 'yesterday I went to the bathroom in the morning and heard a plink-plink-plink in the toilet and when I looked down, the water was full of pennies.'
'I see.'
'That afternoon I went to the bathroom again and, plink-plink-plink, there were loads of coppers in the bowl.'
'That night,' she went on, 'I went again, plink-plink-plink, and there were 20p's and this morning there were 50p's! You've got to tell me what's wrong with me!' she implored. 'I'm scared out of my wits!'

The gynecologist put a comforting hand on her shoulder. 'There, there, it's nothing to be scared about.' he said ...


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Post  phoenix on Fri May 15, 2009 3:52 pm

At least I'll have some money one day then, eh?

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Post  EeeGee on Sun May 17, 2009 10:52 pm

Rolling Eyes Laughing
phoenix wrote:At least I'll have some money one day then, eh?

Oh if only THAT were true.
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Post  Anybugger on Mon May 18, 2009 11:24 am

Ohh God Rolling Eyes

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